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10 May

My first blog post about the friends with whom I spent three glorious years at Patel hall.

Biswas, Manish, Radio and me were wingies from 2nd year and then joined tatu and chandu. What followed next can only be described as legendary 🙂

Wingies

Wingies

1. Anupam Biswas aka Biswas aka maggu
Favorite Quote –Are u kidding us !!! We haven’t heard him speak that often!!!

Favorite hangout place – Sup-Dup, Azad and Aerospace department

Most Memorable moment

Wingie : abe aaj tera tr8 hai, kahan bhaag gaya hai be tu
Biswas : abe bandi k saath date par hun

The cali man, maggu man and the only person in the wing having a kgp gf 😛

Yeh na tr8 lene na dene me yakeen karte hai …. din raat mugai aur btp ka load liye bina inka dinner neeche nahi jaata ….. aero dep’s only guy in our patel batch and then too he have a single digit DR. Ek jamane me patel fart team me bahut h**ne wale humare bong was the database of our OP times. All the intros were mugged up and vomited when and where ever needed (or not needed). OP meetings me iski wajah ae bahuton ne galiyan khaayi hai. Have only recently started watching TV series and movies (maggu s**la)…. anyways he is catching up fast and hope he will be able to catch (huh .. like thats gonna happen). Being placed in HUL, we all wish him all the success. Go Rock Bangy dude !!!

2. Chandra Shekhar aka Chands/Chandu
Favorite Quotes –

1. Abe aaj fir night out maar diya be

2. Abe cycle hai kya ??

3. Abe tere paas Metrogyl hai na !!!

Favorite hangout place – His room with his chaddi buddies (khati, Amit, KD, Bruce Lee and Mukki)

Most Memorable moment

Wingie : abe tu subah se 4 baar hu**a maara aur abhi fir jaa raha hai be !!!

Chandu : abe nahi aaj toh better condition me hai be warna saath aath to aise hi ho jaate hai

3 saal fight maarne k baad atleast 2‐3 guitar chords sikh gaya baccha. Agar wing se kabhi chillane ki awaz aaye toh yeh pakka hai ki chandu apne ghatiya rock songs is tarah gaa raha hai jaise “pressure” laga hua ho !!! Inke room ka darwaza 2nd year se ab tak 4 baar thoda jaa chukka hai kyunki yeh alarm lagate hai apne liye aur jagate hai poore B block ko !!! Sutte k dabbe collect karna inka congenital passion hai, yahan tak ki dukan se khali dabba bhi utha lene se chukte nahi hai yeh. Aadhe peg me puke maarna ka guiness book of kgp record aaj tak inke hi naam par hai lekin yeh aaj tak modest bane hue hai aur credits lene ko bilkul bhi ready nahi hai 🙂 … gunda jaisi movies baar baar dekhna inka passion hai aur kuch na mile toh wahi sab repeat karte hai …… We pray god to give him a life ASAP 😛

3. Sharat Shekhar/tootsi/tattoo/(u can guess)

Favorite Quote s–

1. abe jaldi chal, H**gg* aa raha hai !!!

2. abe bandi se chat kar raha hun

Favorite hangout place

1. Cheddis after a night out (been admitted to BC Roy hospital recently due to this :))

2. Bhaski ‐ din ke kisi bhi time pe

Most Memorable moment

Wingie : Abe mere 100 rupees laute de bhai.. plz bahut jaroorat hai !!!

Tatu : are yaar abhi mere paas to nahi hai.. but yeh le 10 rupees isse kaam chala 😀

Pata nahi is bande mein itna “tempo” kahan se aa gaya, aisa lagta hai jaise birth defect hai. Khane ko is tarah se treat karta jaisa hi kisi dushman ki biwi ho, ek normal person se double‐triple khana iske liye bahut hi mamooli baat hai. Yeh ek aisa banda jo bas ek gaane ko subah se shaam tak baar‐baar lagaatar sunne ki cali rakhta hai. Patel hall sento/tempo isse jyada shayad kisi me nahi hoga. Illu me daily nighouts ho ya kisi event me team ko cheer karna ho, sabse jyada tempo tattoo ko hi hota hai.
Apart from this his ‘love’ for 2nd years is immense, shayad hi B block me koi hoga jisse usne sutta nahi mangaya ho aur shayad hi koi defaulter mess duty ho jise isne ‘thappad’ ki dhamki nahi di ho. Is jaise kanjoos ko auditor bana kar hall ne iska talent sahi pahchana ….. hope ki yeh apne ‘tempo’ ka level down kare aur ’cycle’ k level par le aa sake 🙂

4. Rahul Deo/radeo/radio/juice

Favorite Quote

1. kya be madar**** ?

2. bhak bosdi !

3. I love CANADA !!!

Favorite hangout place – His room and chemistry department labs

Most Memorable moment

During his internship at Montreal, Canada, Mr Rahul Deo went to a pub. A girl saw him and asked him to follow her to a corner (he being a juice and all). With ecstasy and intense hope of making a score, he followed her to the corner.

Girl – I will give you a smooch for $ 20.

Radio ‐ :O (Psyched for a moment or two, but then his ‘Indian instincts’ took charge) ….. I will pay you $ 5 for the kiss 🙂

The girl became livid.

Girl – You cheap Indians. No wonder ur country is so poor and backward. You have to bargain even in matters like this. Then she kept cursing India and Indians for at least 5 min (non‐stop).

When she was done with it, our friend Radio – yeah ur right, India and those Indians really suck. I totally agree with you. Do you know why ? Because I am a PAKISTANI 🙂

A person having a brilliant knack for making friends. While in Canada for internship he made at least 50‐60 friends (including some really hot chicks) who paid for his drinks everyday:) , may b that’s y he is going Canada again this year. Ise jaane wala har bande ki radio se acchi dosti hai, is bande ko load me dekhne wale shayad bas hum wingies hi hai. Btw did I tell you, he is department rank 4 (out of 5 students : P). A big fan of Beatles and always pesters kingy for a feedback before watching any movie. After his problems with his lungs, he had to leave sutta 😛 but the daaru addiction is still growing day by day. Recently started running in gnan ghosh and have been a regular mess goer. His love for Canada grows every day, his favourite character Robin Scherbatsky and our favourite show HIMYM 🙂 . All we wanna say to him is Canada suxx dude .. big time !!!

5. Ashish Kumar Srivastava/king kong/raja kong/kingy
Favorite Quote

1.abe tu chutiya hai kya ?

2.bhak be !

Favorite hangout place

1.Patel Hall Mess
2. His room (haven’t seen a clean room like his)

Most Memorable moment

Yeh story maybe kisi ko yaad na ho. Baat hamari 1st yr ki hai jab 2nd sem mein Electrical Lab hua karta tha.. chahe woh koi bhi section ho.. every1 was dreaded with electrical profs. Hum logo ka Viva‐voce tha.. so as usual aap jitna bhi padh ke jaoo.gandagi toh honi hi hai.

Anyways, scene kuch aisa hai.. 2 profs and unke saamne hamara kingy..

Prof : So, u bloody 1st yr.. what do u know about.. **@%$#&(#@… ?

Kingy (after a loooong pause and scratching his head): …..GOOD QUESTION (with a gr8 smile as if he has just conquered the world :P)!!

Is jawaab se prof hallu ho gaya.. thode hi der mein ek lab file lab space mein udaan bharte hue kahin door jake land kiya.. so aisa hai kingy.. jo prof ke ques ka ans ka jawaab deta hai good question.. lolzz. Finally he was given a big andaa.

Banda thoda dheema rang ka hai.. thoda bhaari sharer bhi rakhta hai.. but launda heera hai heera. Floodlight jala ke bhi aisa banda na milega. Bande ki favourite hobby hai mess mein breakfast karna, aur to aur kgp mein ek bhi breakfast na chodne ka record bhi isi ka banaya hua hai. Frusst se frusst series ya movie dekhne ka cali hai is bande mein. Agar kisi se apni dushmani nikaalni ho to bas suggest him that series jisko kingy ne bas 2 season ke baad discontinue kar diya ho :). Bechara US jaake bhi banda strip club nahi ja paaya. Reason – because he wasn’t 21 😛 . Ek aur bahut hi interesting baat jo shayad hi kisi ko pata ho, bande ke paas har sem ki library se issued books mil jaayengi.. matlab maggu bhi hai. Upar likhit itne saare acche guno ke baad bhi yeh yaaroon ka yaar hai.. but treat ke naam yeh kisi ko bhool/pehchaan jata hai.. Rock On Dude !!!! 🙂

6. Manish Mayank/sonu/mama/etc.

Favourite quote

1. abe tum log ko kuch kaam nahi hai kya !!!

2. abe tum log accha movie batate nahi ho yar

Favourite hangout place – His room (he leaves that rarely)

Most Memorable Moment

During daru tr8 of 2nd year
Mallik – abe tu daaru nahi pee raha hai be ?

Manish – papa ko promise kiye hai ki nahi piyenge
Mallik – abe madar****, tab toh tu jaroor piyega … (to mangal)… abe RS ka bottle lao toh be !!!

Hence, finally, akhirkar pahli baar manish ne daaru piya aur aadhi bottle se jyada gatak gaya. Seniors bhi psych ho gaye ki yeh saala humara bhi baap nikalega. After many pukes and bakchodi finally inhe room bheja gaya. But wait wait, the story is not over yet. Next afty inhe BC Roy hospital me bheja gaya jahan inhe 4 bottle pani chadhaya gaya 🙂 Us din se aaj tak inhone darru ko haath nahi lagaya hai.

He is the load man of our wing – placement, societies, internships, CFA , acads, swimming, Gym, bandi etc etc, isko itne load hai ki bhagwan jab neeche dekhta hai toh use bhi load ho jaata hai ki koi insan itne saaare load ek saath kaise le sakta hai 🙂 …khud bahut load lena aur doosre ko bhi transfer karte rahna inki favorite hobby hai. Strictly watch movie on recommendation although he can withstand any hu**a documetry. Btw itne busy hone k baad bhi yeh apni bandi k liye time nikal hi lete hai. Inhe hamesha khud k liye kuch productive karna jaroori hai …. NGO se lekar societies sabme kaam kiya hai. Aur to aur internship me bhi he’s against FT (kuch kaam toh karte nahi hai be FT me, bas ghoomne ka kya fayada :D). Shayad hi inka room kabhi locked mile, doosre ka kaan c**dna inki no 1 cali hai, har baat par funde dena (bhale aap lena chahe ya nahi, maange ya nahi) inki fitrat hai. Bas aur kya bole bas bhagwan se dua hai inke bacchen itne lodu na ho 🙂

Credits : Radio and yours truly 😀

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