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The Sacred Funda of PJs

Disclaimer – A lot of PJs mentioned in this post do not belong to me but have been shamelessly plagiarized without giving credits so that people can appreciate the “Science” behind PJs through the usual (and probably seen) examples. See I am THAT amazing a teacher. I think I may cry over this. WAIT, what !!! Don’t be a sissy, of course I’m not gonna cry. <note to self> Focus Focus

All right, so I am gonna be really really REALLY modest here and confess that I crack really cool PJs, at least sometimes. In my school years and 1st year of college, people started trying to make me realize that its not really that cool to be the “PJ guy”. One of the principal reason being the disgust with which people look at you when they realize what a fool they made out of themselves (be a man and admit it that’s the exact effect of a cool PJ – if you are a girl and reading this post please don’t be a man, we already have approx 900 girls per 1000 men in India and sex change operations cost a lot. Not that I would know how much they cost. Hey, stop making that judgmental face). <note to self again> Focus Focus

As a very wise man have said once – “You cannot really hide talent or keep it to yourself” (I’m not sure who said that but I’m pretty sure that this wise man writes this blog). Anyway, it’s been some time now since I realized that I should not keep my PJs to myself. Who knows some time later this can be my thing, like you know “hey, know that guy. He cracks disgusting PJs”  or “hey know that guy, his PJs can make you wanna kill yourself, or him” or “hey know that guy, he is still alive because last time I checked, it was still illegal to kill people”. I mean you get the point right ? you know – people (*sigh*).

So, coming back I always thought that someday I would share my “deadly” PJ skills with one and all. Its not gonna be a single post (may be) because I might add a few stuff as they come to my mind. And besides, I also have been trying to hone my skills, so who knows when later I come with some other techniques, I would share with you all.

For now, hold your breath, coz here we go –

1. Words have meaning “in and out of context” – Here’s a good example to prove it. (You can release your breath, Jeez !!)

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD shop and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”

Now, what does the above example tells you ? Words can have “deadly” meaning if you take them out of context. Not very surprisingly, English language have loads of them.

In an IPL party Dhoni passes a beer to Raina who gives it to Sehwag to open it. Why? coz Sehwag is an Opener

2. This happens to be my favorite way of making PJs. Take any word and beat the living crap out of it. This is not easy (showing off here) and need widespread knowledge of a lot of names/fields. Also, you must be willing to cross the barriers of language and to be honest, the barriers of prevalent sanity.

Here’s lots of  examples –

What do you call a lioness sitting on a rock ? – SherOn Stone

Who is the leader of Ducks ?  – Frog .. becoz he is the Mainduck

What is the color of frequency? – Purple. Confused ? Here’s the explanation – Unit of frequency – Hertz. You can write it as – 1/sec i.e. per second. In Hindi, second is also called ‘pal’
therefore: Perpal

What does a cat do if she finds a Bournvita ? – She buries it. Becoz the name is “Cat-Buries” (Cadbury’s) Bournvita

On Visiting which part of India you expect your mouth to freeze Completely ? – Its Jammu (Jam-Mu)

Okay, I am getting senti here. Lets continue.

3. Song Based PJs – The most random class of PJs. You are listening to a song and suddenly some words remind you of something else entirely. Here, let me explain –

Kangna Ranawat’s laugh is different from Amitabh Bacchan. Why ? –  Coz the song from the movie Gangster says, “तेरी हँसी तेरी अदा , Auro से है बिलकुल जुदा” . Auro = Amitabh Bacchan (from Paa).

See, told ya – Random !!!! A few more examples that are mostly a blend of method 2 and 3.

What song does a kid sings when he enters Class 1 ? – K.G kiya re … K.G kiya re !

A boy was sad coz a girl rejected his proposal. So he goes in a park to play and take his mind off things. He starts with the See-Saw but it breaks. Guess the song he starts singing ? – “See-Saw हो या दिल हो, टूट जाता है”

As I said – Random !!!

4. CID PJs – Enough Said

P.S. – This post was in my draft for a week now. Sometime you wonder what working on a Saturday can do to you. And besides, I’m lazy 🙂

P.P.S. – I tried a new style of writing a post which is more of a conversation style post. Hope y’all like it.

P.P.P.S. – In spite of being an irregular blogger, I got over 1,200 hits. Seriously, people have lots of free time now-a-days 😛

P.P.P.P.S – You can celebrate. I will write a follow-up post for sure on this topic 😀

Till Next Post 🙂

 
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Posted by on June 19, 2010 in FundaBaazi, Humour

 

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Recession Effect on Movies

1. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Price started the movie production when no one expected a recession and what happened in the months to follow is known to all of us. Anyways, the point is that probably this explains why we had only 10 minutes of special effects in the beginning and the rest movie was ‘dubba‘ !!! (Source : DOGA :P)

2. Saif Ali Khan playing the role of both Jai Vardhan Singh and Veer Singh’ s younger self. Possibly, Jab We Met’s success wasn’t enough for Imtiaz Ali to woo the producers and get some other actor to play the role.

3. Height of Recession – Priyanka Chopra playing 12 roles in “What’s Your Raashi?” when we could have separate girls playing those roles. After watching the movie the only thoughts that I had are –

a) “Whooa Man !!!! Some Movie”

b) Mr Harman Baweja, stop acting like a cheap substitute of Hrithik Roushan, your time will last just as long as the recession lasts 🙂

c) A repetition – Too Much of Priyanka Chopra

d) A confession :P. Actually I have a lots of thoughts about this movie but will share them sometime later 😉

Now, time for another recession joke –

Husband says “This recession is worse than a divorce, I have lost half of my assets and I still have my wife” 😀

The source is OOH media (The ZS people know what’s this :))

Till Next Post !!! 🙂

 
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Posted by on September 27, 2009 in Humour, Movies

 

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Webcomics – World of Bloggers

Here’re some of the very interesting webcomics that I found on net. I don’t remember the source site, so my apologies in advance to the author for not giving credits to him/her 🙂

A Usual day :)

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Posted by on September 5, 2009 in Humour

 

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I am too Old for this shit … wait, Really, Am I !!!

Since the time I have come from the college life to what the intellectuals refer to as “real world” (and quite gleefully so, dunno why), I have felt that among other things that I so dearly miss, there is one specific aspect of that life that I miss a lot. In one of my previous posts I mentioned about the “intellectual” group that we used to have in college. Well, this post is a more detailed explanation of what this “philosophy” and “way of life” it used to be and what it is as of now.

Now, those who know me are aware that I am a movie and TV Series buff. It so happens that in college, we used to be a bunch of friends and all of us enjoyed watching movies and recommending them to one another (hence, chances are really high that if someone came to any of us and boasted that I watched this movie or episode today, he/she would be bombarded with uproar and cries like “अभी तक नहीं देखा था तुम” and “कुछ मखाऊ है बे तू” etc :P). Its another thing that we will then discuss at least half an hour about the various high points and share our personal observations about that movie.

If some new movie will release or some series’s new episode will come, then we will discuss that full length on gtalk or when we meet for god knows how long. We would forward each other the various blog posts and webpages to illuminate others in our group (this is true especially for series like LOST and generally for most of them) and let them know some extra info about the plot or back stage drama etc. Oscars used to be our celebration time and you would be shocked if you knew how accurately we used to predict the winners (well in advance). I for one, drank to Kate Winslet when she won her first Oscars, it didn’t mattered that I had a grand viva (or BTP presentation, don’t remember, don’t care) the next day :). This love goes to the length that when we were mailing professors throughout the world for a foreign training, the first place we started was University of California, LA and the first state we covered was LA :D.

The jokes that we cracked or the discussions that we had were obviously, almost always were referred back to any movie/series. Wednesday night was refereed as beer night among us as a tribute to The Big Bang Theory. Even the minor day to day activities were referred to as “you know, the same thing happened to so and so character from so and so movie/series”. Just for e.g. one of our friends was more “dukhi” than usual on one day (well he always is “dukhi”, so some of you know by now who he is :P). Anyways, so he came to us and said that he and his girlfriend (notably his first one) had a minor fight and he was worried sick that they are gonna break up now. As good friends, we gave relationship advise (huh… of all people, us giving relationship advise, life is so not fair and it sure sucks at these moments 😛 !!!! ). Anyways, we have our share of “expertise”, however, superficial it is. So, we consoled him saying that couples do not break up on issues like this (I don’t remember the issue, but it was awfully petty). You’re in first relationship of your life and that’s why you are so apprehensive about such a minor issue. We gave examples of Ross from F.R.I.E.N.D.S (you’ll know if you have seen it as many times as us) and he was clear why such a thing was happening to him. Most recently, one of my heartbroken friend (the girl fed him the classic let’s remain friend and I don’t wanna lose a great friend like you bullshit) was telling his story after 4 X 60 ml of Whisky and was saying that we are only good friends now and blah blah, we reminded him of the little wisdom given by Harry in When Harry met Sally “Men and Women can’t be just friends”. God bless that heart break kid (another movie, see this is what I am talking about).

Enough with the ramblings, the point of all of this is to make you clearly understand the environment that I spent last four years in. Hence, when I came here, I was awfully frustrated at first because of my habit of “intellectual” talks and ambience. Of course, “real world” is so different, most specifically the girls’s knowledge level in this field. If you start pulling your hairs for every blunder they make, very soon you will be like Ted and even sooner like Turk (Scrubs reference). Anyways, saying their knowledge as disastrous is an understatement by miles and miles. Now, whenever I am in a group and crack a joke like remember the same happened in that movie, everyone (read mostly the girls) look at me blankly and I feel like a stupid, although I know that this joke is super hilarious. Today, even during the process of writing  this blog, at lunch, when I cracked a Simpoo Singh Joke, one of my friend (girl, like that’s not obvious) said “who’s Simpoo Singh ?  (God ….arghhhh). One of my friends wrote in his blog that for him eating veg food is like asking Paris Hilton to count to 10. We all know how excruciating that can be for her. When I shared this joke, the response I got was “Is she really that dumb” and even “Who is Paris Hilton” (भगवन उठा ले इस दुनिया से .. मुझे नहीं, ऐसे लोगों को :P). I have met people here who have not heard (let alone watch) Schindler’s List. People here don’t understand when I say that Will Smith is there to save the world and as long as he’s alive nothing can happen to us. He will produce movie himself if no other producer wants him to save the world, but he will go to any extent to answer his self declared calling. If you have watched Independence Day, Men in Black, I-Robot, Hancock, I am Legend etc etc you will know what I am talking about 😛

Okay, okay a step back …. I know I am pushing it too far now and went on to give some really bad examples 🙂

Anyways, the point is that I know that I can’t expect people to be at the same level as me (not glorifying myself here :P) but nevertheless, I still expect that people should at least be aware of some really basic lingo. After all, its really unlikely that they haven’t watched Jab We Met or Kal Ho Na Ho. Just one high point so far – it was really good and pleasantly refreshing to know that at least some people still do know आप पुरुस नहीं महापुरूस है dialogue 🙂

This brings me back to the title of this blog – Now, sometimes I feel so out of place that I feel may be I am acting too naive. As Danny Glover used to say in Lethal Weapon series – I am too old for this shit (Also Ted Mosby in HIMYM, S04E19). On the slightly different note, but still in the same spirit, I think that may be its best to just stay quite and crack only the conventional jokes and indulge in only “worldly” conversations. May be its time to grow (as some will put is) but then why it feels like something is not right and that something is out of place. Guess its just my resistance to let go of an immensely nostalgic lifestyle, the unforgettable memories that I will always cherish and probably will always long for.

P.S. – As an example to our dedication for movies, here’s listed a very interesting testimonial written on Orkut by one of my friends for another friend. Try an interesting exercise, can you tell me the name of movies from which they have been taken from? It’s fairly simple, I can assure you that. And puhleez (girly style for please) – don’t Google 😛

Who is XYZ?
You sure you want to know?
The answer is out there, and it’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
If somebody told you he was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied. It’s not who he is underneath, but what he does that defines him.
Well how dangerous is this guy? Compared to what – Bubonic Plague!
I imagine that right now, you’re feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?
Unfortunately, no one can be told who Chandan is. You have to see him for yourself.

Who is XYZ?

You sure you want to know?

The answer is out there, and it’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatic persona.

If somebody told you he was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied. It’s not who he is underneath, but what he does that defines him. Well how dangerous is this guy? Compared to what – Bubonic Plague!

I imagine that right now, you’re feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole? Unfortunately, no one can be told who XYZ is. You have to see him for yourself.

Till Next Post – Hasta La Vista, Baby 🙂

 
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Posted by on August 12, 2009 in Humour, Movies, Personal

 

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Male vs Female

Funny lines I read somewhere.

Pickup line comebacks

Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:
Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?”

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Sex disease Clinic.”

Some tragedies of being a male 🙂

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist pig, a bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

😀

 
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Posted by on May 15, 2009 in Humour

 

BFW

My first blog post about the friends with whom I spent three glorious years at Patel hall.

Biswas, Manish, Radio and me were wingies from 2nd year and then joined tatu and chandu. What followed next can only be described as legendary 🙂

Wingies

Wingies

1. Anupam Biswas aka Biswas aka maggu
Favorite Quote –Are u kidding us !!! We haven’t heard him speak that often!!!

Favorite hangout place – Sup-Dup, Azad and Aerospace department

Most Memorable moment

Wingie : abe aaj tera tr8 hai, kahan bhaag gaya hai be tu
Biswas : abe bandi k saath date par hun

The cali man, maggu man and the only person in the wing having a kgp gf 😛

Yeh na tr8 lene na dene me yakeen karte hai …. din raat mugai aur btp ka load liye bina inka dinner neeche nahi jaata ….. aero dep’s only guy in our patel batch and then too he have a single digit DR. Ek jamane me patel fart team me bahut h**ne wale humare bong was the database of our OP times. All the intros were mugged up and vomited when and where ever needed (or not needed). OP meetings me iski wajah ae bahuton ne galiyan khaayi hai. Have only recently started watching TV series and movies (maggu s**la)…. anyways he is catching up fast and hope he will be able to catch (huh .. like thats gonna happen). Being placed in HUL, we all wish him all the success. Go Rock Bangy dude !!!

2. Chandra Shekhar aka Chands/Chandu
Favorite Quotes –

1. Abe aaj fir night out maar diya be

2. Abe cycle hai kya ??

3. Abe tere paas Metrogyl hai na !!!

Favorite hangout place – His room with his chaddi buddies (khati, Amit, KD, Bruce Lee and Mukki)

Most Memorable moment

Wingie : abe tu subah se 4 baar hu**a maara aur abhi fir jaa raha hai be !!!

Chandu : abe nahi aaj toh better condition me hai be warna saath aath to aise hi ho jaate hai

3 saal fight maarne k baad atleast 2‐3 guitar chords sikh gaya baccha. Agar wing se kabhi chillane ki awaz aaye toh yeh pakka hai ki chandu apne ghatiya rock songs is tarah gaa raha hai jaise “pressure” laga hua ho !!! Inke room ka darwaza 2nd year se ab tak 4 baar thoda jaa chukka hai kyunki yeh alarm lagate hai apne liye aur jagate hai poore B block ko !!! Sutte k dabbe collect karna inka congenital passion hai, yahan tak ki dukan se khali dabba bhi utha lene se chukte nahi hai yeh. Aadhe peg me puke maarna ka guiness book of kgp record aaj tak inke hi naam par hai lekin yeh aaj tak modest bane hue hai aur credits lene ko bilkul bhi ready nahi hai 🙂 … gunda jaisi movies baar baar dekhna inka passion hai aur kuch na mile toh wahi sab repeat karte hai …… We pray god to give him a life ASAP 😛

3. Sharat Shekhar/tootsi/tattoo/(u can guess)

Favorite Quote s–

1. abe jaldi chal, H**gg* aa raha hai !!!

2. abe bandi se chat kar raha hun

Favorite hangout place

1. Cheddis after a night out (been admitted to BC Roy hospital recently due to this :))

2. Bhaski ‐ din ke kisi bhi time pe

Most Memorable moment

Wingie : Abe mere 100 rupees laute de bhai.. plz bahut jaroorat hai !!!

Tatu : are yaar abhi mere paas to nahi hai.. but yeh le 10 rupees isse kaam chala 😀

Pata nahi is bande mein itna “tempo” kahan se aa gaya, aisa lagta hai jaise birth defect hai. Khane ko is tarah se treat karta jaisa hi kisi dushman ki biwi ho, ek normal person se double‐triple khana iske liye bahut hi mamooli baat hai. Yeh ek aisa banda jo bas ek gaane ko subah se shaam tak baar‐baar lagaatar sunne ki cali rakhta hai. Patel hall sento/tempo isse jyada shayad kisi me nahi hoga. Illu me daily nighouts ho ya kisi event me team ko cheer karna ho, sabse jyada tempo tattoo ko hi hota hai.
Apart from this his ‘love’ for 2nd years is immense, shayad hi B block me koi hoga jisse usne sutta nahi mangaya ho aur shayad hi koi defaulter mess duty ho jise isne ‘thappad’ ki dhamki nahi di ho. Is jaise kanjoos ko auditor bana kar hall ne iska talent sahi pahchana ….. hope ki yeh apne ‘tempo’ ka level down kare aur ’cycle’ k level par le aa sake 🙂

4. Rahul Deo/radeo/radio/juice

Favorite Quote

1. kya be madar**** ?

2. bhak bosdi !

3. I love CANADA !!!

Favorite hangout place – His room and chemistry department labs

Most Memorable moment

During his internship at Montreal, Canada, Mr Rahul Deo went to a pub. A girl saw him and asked him to follow her to a corner (he being a juice and all). With ecstasy and intense hope of making a score, he followed her to the corner.

Girl – I will give you a smooch for $ 20.

Radio ‐ :O (Psyched for a moment or two, but then his ‘Indian instincts’ took charge) ….. I will pay you $ 5 for the kiss 🙂

The girl became livid.

Girl – You cheap Indians. No wonder ur country is so poor and backward. You have to bargain even in matters like this. Then she kept cursing India and Indians for at least 5 min (non‐stop).

When she was done with it, our friend Radio – yeah ur right, India and those Indians really suck. I totally agree with you. Do you know why ? Because I am a PAKISTANI 🙂

A person having a brilliant knack for making friends. While in Canada for internship he made at least 50‐60 friends (including some really hot chicks) who paid for his drinks everyday:) , may b that’s y he is going Canada again this year. Ise jaane wala har bande ki radio se acchi dosti hai, is bande ko load me dekhne wale shayad bas hum wingies hi hai. Btw did I tell you, he is department rank 4 (out of 5 students : P). A big fan of Beatles and always pesters kingy for a feedback before watching any movie. After his problems with his lungs, he had to leave sutta 😛 but the daaru addiction is still growing day by day. Recently started running in gnan ghosh and have been a regular mess goer. His love for Canada grows every day, his favourite character Robin Scherbatsky and our favourite show HIMYM 🙂 . All we wanna say to him is Canada suxx dude .. big time !!!

5. Ashish Kumar Srivastava/king kong/raja kong/kingy
Favorite Quote

1.abe tu chutiya hai kya ?

2.bhak be !

Favorite hangout place

1.Patel Hall Mess
2. His room (haven’t seen a clean room like his)

Most Memorable moment

Yeh story maybe kisi ko yaad na ho. Baat hamari 1st yr ki hai jab 2nd sem mein Electrical Lab hua karta tha.. chahe woh koi bhi section ho.. every1 was dreaded with electrical profs. Hum logo ka Viva‐voce tha.. so as usual aap jitna bhi padh ke jaoo.gandagi toh honi hi hai.

Anyways, scene kuch aisa hai.. 2 profs and unke saamne hamara kingy..

Prof : So, u bloody 1st yr.. what do u know about.. **@%$#&(#@… ?

Kingy (after a loooong pause and scratching his head): …..GOOD QUESTION (with a gr8 smile as if he has just conquered the world :P)!!

Is jawaab se prof hallu ho gaya.. thode hi der mein ek lab file lab space mein udaan bharte hue kahin door jake land kiya.. so aisa hai kingy.. jo prof ke ques ka ans ka jawaab deta hai good question.. lolzz. Finally he was given a big andaa.

Banda thoda dheema rang ka hai.. thoda bhaari sharer bhi rakhta hai.. but launda heera hai heera. Floodlight jala ke bhi aisa banda na milega. Bande ki favourite hobby hai mess mein breakfast karna, aur to aur kgp mein ek bhi breakfast na chodne ka record bhi isi ka banaya hua hai. Frusst se frusst series ya movie dekhne ka cali hai is bande mein. Agar kisi se apni dushmani nikaalni ho to bas suggest him that series jisko kingy ne bas 2 season ke baad discontinue kar diya ho :). Bechara US jaake bhi banda strip club nahi ja paaya. Reason – because he wasn’t 21 😛 . Ek aur bahut hi interesting baat jo shayad hi kisi ko pata ho, bande ke paas har sem ki library se issued books mil jaayengi.. matlab maggu bhi hai. Upar likhit itne saare acche guno ke baad bhi yeh yaaroon ka yaar hai.. but treat ke naam yeh kisi ko bhool/pehchaan jata hai.. Rock On Dude !!!! 🙂

6. Manish Mayank/sonu/mama/etc.

Favourite quote

1. abe tum log ko kuch kaam nahi hai kya !!!

2. abe tum log accha movie batate nahi ho yar

Favourite hangout place – His room (he leaves that rarely)

Most Memorable Moment

During daru tr8 of 2nd year
Mallik – abe tu daaru nahi pee raha hai be ?

Manish – papa ko promise kiye hai ki nahi piyenge
Mallik – abe madar****, tab toh tu jaroor piyega … (to mangal)… abe RS ka bottle lao toh be !!!

Hence, finally, akhirkar pahli baar manish ne daaru piya aur aadhi bottle se jyada gatak gaya. Seniors bhi psych ho gaye ki yeh saala humara bhi baap nikalega. After many pukes and bakchodi finally inhe room bheja gaya. But wait wait, the story is not over yet. Next afty inhe BC Roy hospital me bheja gaya jahan inhe 4 bottle pani chadhaya gaya 🙂 Us din se aaj tak inhone darru ko haath nahi lagaya hai.

He is the load man of our wing – placement, societies, internships, CFA , acads, swimming, Gym, bandi etc etc, isko itne load hai ki bhagwan jab neeche dekhta hai toh use bhi load ho jaata hai ki koi insan itne saaare load ek saath kaise le sakta hai 🙂 …khud bahut load lena aur doosre ko bhi transfer karte rahna inki favorite hobby hai. Strictly watch movie on recommendation although he can withstand any hu**a documetry. Btw itne busy hone k baad bhi yeh apni bandi k liye time nikal hi lete hai. Inhe hamesha khud k liye kuch productive karna jaroori hai …. NGO se lekar societies sabme kaam kiya hai. Aur to aur internship me bhi he’s against FT (kuch kaam toh karte nahi hai be FT me, bas ghoomne ka kya fayada :D). Shayad hi inka room kabhi locked mile, doosre ka kaan c**dna inki no 1 cali hai, har baat par funde dena (bhale aap lena chahe ya nahi, maange ya nahi) inki fitrat hai. Bas aur kya bole bas bhagwan se dua hai inke bacchen itne lodu na ho 🙂

Credits : Radio and yours truly 😀

 
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Posted by on May 10, 2009 in Humour, Personal

 

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